Seasons and episodes
1Season 1 Sep. 22, 2003
1 - 1Pilot Sep. 22, 2003
1 - 2Big Flappy Bastards Sep. 29, 2003
1 - 3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Oct. 06, 2003
1 - 4
1 - 5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump Oct. 20, 2003
1 - 6Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Oct. 27, 2003
1 - 7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Nov. 03, 2003
1 - 8Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful Nov. 10, 2003
1 - 9Phase One, Complete Nov. 17, 2003
1 - 10Merry Thanksgiving Nov. 24, 2003
1 - 11Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Dec. 15, 2003
1 - 12Camel Filters and Pheromones Jan. 05, 2004
1 - 13Sarah Like Puny Alan Jan. 12, 2004
1 - 14I Can't Afford Hyenas Feb. 02, 2004
1 - 15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Feb. 09, 2004
1 - 16That Was Saliva, Alan Feb. 16, 2004
1 - 17Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats Feb. 23, 2004
1 - 18An Old Flame With a New Wick Mar. 01, 2004
1 - 19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Mar. 22, 2004
1 - 20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Apr. 19, 2004
1 - 21No Sniffing, No Wowing May. 03, 2004
1 - 22My Doctor has a Cow Puppet May. 10, 2004
1 - 23Just Like Buffalo May. 17, 2004
1 - 24Can You Feel My Finger? May. 24, 2004
2Season 2 Sep. 20, 2004
2 - 1Back Off, Mary Poppins Sep. 20, 2004
2 - 2Enjoy Those Garlic Balls Sep. 27, 2004
2 - 3A Bag Full of Jawea Oct. 04, 2004
2 - 4Go Get Mommy's Bra Oct. 11, 2004
2 - 5Bad News from the Clinic? Oct. 18, 2004
2 - 6The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance Oct. 25, 2004
2 - 7A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana Nov. 08, 2004
2 - 8Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers Nov. 15, 2004
2 - 9Yes, Monsignor Nov. 22, 2004
2 - 10The Salmon Under My Sweater Nov. 29, 2004
2 - 11Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Dec. 13, 2004
2 - 12A Lungful of Alan Jan. 03, 2005
2 - 13Zejdź z Moich Włosów (Get Off My Hair) Jan. 17, 2005
2 - 14Those Big Pink Things with Coconut Jan. 31, 2005
2 - 15Smell the Umbrella Stand Feb. 07, 2005
2 - 16Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? Feb. 14, 2005
2 - 17Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! Feb. 21, 2005
2 - 18It Was Mame, Mom Mar. 07, 2005
2 - 19A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise Mar. 21, 2005
2 - 20I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Apr. 18, 2005
2 - 21A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On May. 02, 2005
2 - 22That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother May. 09, 2005
2 - 23Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab May. 16, 2005
2 - 24Does This Smell Funny to You? May. 23, 2005
3Season 3 Sep. 19, 2005
3 - 1Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts Sep. 19, 2005
3 - 2Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Sep. 26, 2005
3 - 3Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Oct. 03, 2005
3 - 4Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs Oct. 10, 2005
3 - 5We Called It Mr. Pinky Oct. 17, 2005
3 - 6Hi, Mr. Horned One Oct. 24, 2005
3 - 7Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Nov. 07, 2005
3 - 8That Voodoo That I Do Do Nov. 14, 2005
3 - 9Madame and Her Special friend Nov. 21, 2005
3 - 10Something Salted and Twisted Nov. 28, 2005
3 - 11Santa's Village of the Damned Dec. 19, 2005
3 - 12That Special Tug Jan. 09, 2006
3 - 13Humiliation is a Visual Medium Jan. 23, 2006
3 - 14Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Feb. 06, 2006
3 - 15My Tongue is Meat Feb. 27, 2006
3 - 16Ergo, The Booty Call Mar. 06, 2006
3 - 17The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer Mar. 13, 2006
3 - 18The Spit-Covered Cobbler Mar. 20, 2006
3 - 19Golly Moses, She's A Muffin Apr. 10, 2006
3 - 20Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro Apr. 24, 2006
3 - 21And the Plot Moistens May. 01, 2006
3 - 22Just Once With Aunt Sophie May. 08, 2006
3 - 23Arguments for the Quickie May. 15, 2006
3 - 24That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite May. 22, 2006
4Season 4 Sep. 18, 2006
4 - 1Working for Caligula Sep. 18, 2006
4 - 2Who's Vod Kanockers? Sep. 25, 2006
4 - 3The Sea is a Harsh Mistress Oct. 02, 2006
4 - 4A Pot Smoking Monkey Oct. 09, 2006
4 - 5A Live Woman of Proven Fertility Oct. 16, 2006
4 - 6Apologies for the Frivolity Oct. 23, 2006
4 - 7Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Nov. 06, 2006
4 - 8Release the Dogs Nov. 13, 2006
4 - 9Corey's Been Dead For an Hour Nov. 20, 2006
4 - 10Kissing Abraham Lincoln Nov. 27, 2006
4 - 11Walnuts and Demerol Dec. 11, 2006
4 - 12Castrating Sheep in Montana Jan. 08, 2007
4 - 13Don't Worry, Speed Racer Jan. 22, 2007
4 - 14That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami Feb. 05, 2007
4 - 15My Damn Stalker Feb. 12, 2007
4 - 16Young People Have Phlegm Too Feb. 19, 2007
4 - 17I Merely Slept With a Commie Feb. 26, 2007
4 - 18It Never Rains in Hooterville Mar. 19, 2007
4 - 19Smooth as a Ken Doll Apr. 09, 2007
4 - 20Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot Apr. 16, 2007
4 - 21Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous Apr. 23, 2007
4 - 22Mr. McGlue's Feedbag Apr. 30, 2007
4 - 23Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' May. 07, 2007
4 - 24Prostitutes and Gelato May. 14, 2007
5Season 5 Sep. 24, 2007
5 - 1Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Sep. 24, 2007
5 - 2Media Room Slash Dungeon Oct. 01, 2007
5 - 3Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Oct. 08, 2007
5 - 4City of Great Racks Oct. 15, 2007
5 - 5Putting Swim Fins on a Cat Oct. 22, 2007
5 - 6Help Daddy Find His Toenail Oct. 29, 2007
5 - 7Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room Nov. 05, 2007
5 - 8Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Nov. 12, 2007
5 - 9Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids Nov. 19, 2007
5 - 10Kinda Like Necrophilia Nov. 26, 2007
5 - 11Meander to Your Dander Mar. 17, 2008
5 - 12A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Mar. 24, 2008
5 - 13The Soil is Moist Mar. 31, 2008
5 - 14Winky-Dink Time Apr. 14, 2008
5 - 15Rough Night in Hump Junction Apr. 21, 2008
5 - 16Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Apr. 28, 2008
5 - 17Fish in a Drawer May. 05, 2008
5 - 18If My Hole Could Talk May. 12, 2008
5 - 19Waiting for the Right Snapper May. 19, 2008
6Season 6 Sep. 22, 2008
6 - 1Taterhead is Our Love Child Sep. 22, 2008
6 - 2Pie Hole, Herb Sep. 29, 2008
6 - 3Damn You, Eggs Benedict Oct. 06, 2008
6 - 4The Flavin' and the Mavin' Oct. 13, 2008
6 - 5A Jock Strap in Hell Oct. 20, 2008
6 - 6It's Always Nazi Week Nov. 03, 2008
6 - 7Best H.O. Money Can Buy Nov. 10, 2008
6 - 8Pinocchio's Mouth Nov. 17, 2008
6 - 9The Mooch At The Boo Nov. 24, 2008
6 - 10He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited Dec. 08, 2008
6 - 11The Devil's Lube Dec. 15, 2008
6 - 12Thank God for Scoliosis Jan. 12, 2009
6 - 13I Think You Offended Don Jan. 19, 2009
6 - 14David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie Feb. 02, 2009
6 - 15I'd Like to Start With the Cat Feb. 09, 2009
6 - 16She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime Mar. 02, 2009
6 - 17The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? Mar. 09, 2009
6 - 18My Son's Enormous Head Mar. 16, 2009
6 - 19The Two Finger Rule Mar. 30, 2009
6 - 20Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau Apr. 13, 2009
6 - 21Above Exalted Cyclops Apr. 27, 2009
6 - 22Sir Lancelot's Litter Box May. 04, 2009
6 - 23Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth May. 11, 2009
6 - 24Baseball Was Better with Steroids May. 18, 2009
7Season 7 Sep. 21, 2009
7 - 1818-jklpuzo Sep. 21, 2009
7 - 2Whipped Unto the Third Generation Sep. 28, 2009
7 - 3Mmm, Fish. Yum. Oct. 05, 2009
7 - 4Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Oct. 12, 2009
7 - 5For the Sake of the Child Oct. 19, 2009
7 - 6Give Me Your Thumb Nov. 02, 2009
7 - 7Untainted by Filth Nov. 09, 2009
7 - 8Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Nov. 16, 2009
7 - 9Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Nov. 23, 2009
7 - 10That's Why They Call It Ball Room Dec. 07, 2009
7 - 11Warning, It's Dirty Dec. 14, 2009
7 - 12Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Jan. 11, 2010
7 - 13Yay, No Polyps! Jan. 18, 2010
7 - 14Crude and Uncalled For (1) Feb. 01, 2010
7 - 15Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2) Feb. 08, 2010
7 - 16Tinkle Like a Princess Mar. 01, 2010
7 - 17I Found Your Moustache Mar. 08, 2010
7 - 18Ixnay on the Oggie Day Mar. 22, 2010
7 - 19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave Apr. 12, 2010
7 - 20I Called Him Magoo May. 10, 2010
7 - 21Gumby with a Pokey May. 17, 2010
7 - 22This is Not Gonna End Well May. 24, 2010
8Season 8 Sep. 20, 2010
8 - 1Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud Sep. 20, 2010
8 - 2A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer Sep. 27, 2010
8 - 3A Pudding-Filled Cactus Oct. 04, 2010
8 - 4Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Oct. 11, 2010
8 - 5The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel Oct. 18, 2010
8 - 6Twanging Your Magic Clanger Oct. 25, 2010
8 - 7The Crazy Bitch Gazette Nov. 01, 2010
8 - 8Springtime on a Stick Nov. 08, 2010
8 - 9A Good Time In Central Africa Nov. 15, 2010
8 - 10Ow, Ow, Don't Stop Nov. 22, 2010
8 - 11Dead From the Waist Down Dec. 06, 2010
8 - 12Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead Dec. 13, 2010
8 - 13Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup Jan. 03, 2011
8 - 14Lookin' for Japanese Subs Jan. 17, 2011
8 - 15Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak Feb. 07, 2011
8 - 16That Darn Priest Feb. 14, 2011
9Season 9 Sep. 19, 2011
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10Season 10 Sep. 27, 2012
- There are still no episodes this season
11Season 11 Sep. 26, 2013
- There are still no episodes this season
12Season 12 Oct. 29, 2014
- There are still no episodes this season
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Synopsis
A hedonistic jingle writer’s free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house. 
Original title Two and a Half Men
TMDb Rating 7.4 2,284 votes
First air date Sep. 22, 2003
Last air date Feb. 18, 2015
Seasons 12
Episodes 262
Average Duration 30 minutes
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